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I couldn't let my cyber twin Undies be the only thief so I have unceremoniously (is that spelled right?) stolen her post and filled in my answers. Feel free to do the same if you so desire:

Things I have done in my lifetime, as of today:
(x) Smoked a joint (well not in that form)
() Been in a wet t-shirt contest
(x) Crashed a car
() Stolen a car
(x) Been in love
() Had a threesome
(x) Been dumped
(x) Shoplifted (candy)
() Been fired
() Been in a fist fight
(x) Snuck out of the house (didn't really have to sneak)
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (all the time)
() Been arrested
(x) Made out with a stranger (Gotta love Manteca)
() Gone on a blind date
(x) Lied to a friend (unfortunately)
(x) Had a crush on a teacher
() Been to Europe
(x) Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
() Been to Canada (almost :-()
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show (not live)
(x) Thrown up in a bar (who hasn't? Oh wait...thats not normal...ok)
() Purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi (Yummy)
(x) Been skiing (snow...I could never get up on water skis)
(x) Met someone from the internet in person (my first boyfriend...not that its something to brag about)
() Been moshing at a concert
(x) Been in an abusive relationship (mentally not physically)
(x) Taken painkillers (mmmm...happy pills)
(x) Love someone or miss someone right now
(x) Lay and watch cloud shapes go by
(x) Made a snow angel
() Had a tea party
(x) Flown a kite
(x) Built a sand castle
(x) Gone puddle jumping
(x) Played dress up (and still do)
() Jumped into a pile of leaves
() Gone sledding
(x) Cheated while playing a game
(x) Been lonely
(x) Fallen asleep at work/school (It was not one of my better moments but I hid in the stockroom and slept)
() Used a fake ID
(x) Watched the sunset
(x) Felt an earthquake (of course, I live in California)
(x) Touched a snake
(x) Slept beneath the stars
(x) Been tickled (although I'm not really ticklish)
(x) Been robbed (I can't believe they took my milk!)
(x) Been misunderstood (all the frickin time)
() Pet a reindeer/goat
(x) Won a contest/race (My dad and I got first place in a kite flying contest when I was a kid)
(x) Run a red light (does it count if you didn't get caught)
() Been suspended from school
(x) Been in a car accident (my fault, not my fault, my fault, not my fault, and not my fault)
() Had braces
(x) Felt like an outcast
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (Ben and Jerry and I have had some real heart to hearts)
(x) Had deja vu (ALL THE TIME)
(x) Danced in the moonlight
(x) Hated the way you look
(x) Witnessed a crime
(x) Pole danced (It was fun)
(x) Been obsessed with post-it notes (what's wrong with that.....they are so convenient and sticky)
(x) Walked barefoot through the mud
(x) Been lost(some would say I'm perpetually lost)
() Been to the opposite side of the world
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying (today actually)
(x) Cried yourself to sleep (at least once a week)
() Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers (I color used to take a coloring book to work)
(x) Sung karaoke (again, come on......what else is there to do in a karaoke bar besides get drunk and find sex)
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins (when your broke your broke)
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't (hourly)
(x) Made prank phone calls when you were younger (and when I was older)
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue(I don't care if it was a fake snowflake!)
() Danced naked in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about (a couple times.....and thats saying something since I'm not a morning person)
(x) Blown bubbles
() Had a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
(x) Gone rollerblading
(x) Had a wish come true
() Worn pearls (my mothers engagement ring)
() Jumped off a bridge (75 feet)
(x) Screamed the word penis in public (you just had to be there)
(x) Ate dog/cat food (my brother told me it was beef jerky!)
(x) Told a complete stranger you loved them
(x) Kissed a mirror
(x) Sang in the shower
(x) Owned a little black dress (it wasn't so "little" but it was short and black)
(x) Had a dream that you married someone else
() Glued your hand to something
() Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
() Kissed a fish
(x) Worn the opposite sex's clothes (yeah and stole them too)
() Been a cheerleader
(x) Sat on a roof top
(x) Screamed at the top of your lungs (HELLO L.A.)
() Done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) Talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(x) Stayed up all night
(x) Didn't take a shower for a week (I was camping)
(x) Picked and ate an apple right off the tree
() Climbed a tree
() Had a tree house (and ran away to it often)
(x) Are NOT scared to watch scary movies
(x) Believe in ghosts
() Have more than 30 pairs of shoes
(x) Worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say(I knew what they would say, I didn't really have a choice)
() Gone streaking
(x) Played chicken (yeah brent ran me over....guess I neither of us were chicken)
() Been skinny dipping
(x) Been pushed into a pool/lake with all your clothes on
(x) Been told you're beautiful by a complete stranger(Yeah it was freaky it was a guy at a gas station in Santa Cruz....he looked at me and said something like "You are a beautiful soul....he doesn't deserve you" and I there was nobody with me)
(x) Broken a bone (are you kidding me?)
(x) Been easily amused
(x) Caught a fish then ate it (I have both caught a fish and ate a fish that was just caught but they weren't the same fish...I don't know if that counts)
() Caught a butterfly
(x) Laughed so hard you cried
(x) Cried so hard you laughed
(x) Mooned/flashed someone
(x) Had someone moon/flash you
(x) Cheated on a test
(x) Forgotten someone's name (all the time)
(x) Slept naked (all the time)
() French braided someone's hair
() Grown a beard