For customer service week my job has started posting tongue twisters for us to improve out telephone speaking skills. Thought y'alls tongues should get a work out too for whatever purposes you may see fit ;-)
Betty Botter had some butter,
“But,” she said, “this butter’s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter —
that would make my batter better.”
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So ’twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.