I know I've had a couple bad ones.....so I want to thank my grandmother for forwarding me this joke which I'm sure I read before but was funny nonetheless. And to think I thought I wasn't going to have anything to post.
In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one was able to solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred in that particular bed at about the same time every Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the mystery. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward in order to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just as the clock struck 11:00, Leroy Johnson, the part-time janitor who filled in on Sundays, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.
So you think you're having a Bad Day????
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid enthusiastic cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later, in full view of the audience, a killer whale ate them both.
Still think you are having a Bad Day????
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to knock him loose from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy piece of firewood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
STILL think you're having Bad Day????
Two animal rights advocates were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hapless protesters were trampled to death.
There now, feeling better????
And now for the quote of the day:
It is better to have loved and lost, than to live with the idiot the rest of your life.
–From a popular t-shirt