My Music

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Don't get me wrong...

I personally love country music because they tell stories in a way that I relate to (and it probably helps that I have been listening to it all my life since my mom and her family are from Alabama.) Growing up it was a kind of shameful secret amongst this kids at school that I actually enjoyed listening to country music, and I think that mind set is perpetrated by the reputation of the south as well as by lists such as the one I am about to post. I am the first to admit that not all country is good (actually all of anything is rarely if ever good) but I thought I would be a good sport and post this since it actually did make me chuckle.


16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few


MezzoDragon said...

#16 is real, but I have my doubts about the others. :)

Brookelina said...

#8 - my mom used to say that to me all the time when I was backpacking overseas.

Shan'Chelle said...

Mezzo - #16 is real?!@?!!?

Brooke - Thats kinda sad...but my mom said the same thing when I wasn't living with her :-P

MezzoDragon said...

Cherry Bombs
"Notorious Cherry Bombs" 2004

Vince Gill, Rodney Crowell, and a bunch of guys who have been in country music forever got together to make an album.

The video was hilarious. When one guy would sing the other would be in drag playing his wife.

Honest, you can find it on Amazon or I found the lyrics here.

Cjristina said...

#4 is real too. It's been around a lot longer than 2005 though. I heard it covered by a Chicago band at Blackwater about seven years ago. It was old then? I think.