~~~ok...so how many are gonna be honest and add the 50 cents?
HOW MUCH ARE U WORTH?
Okay so heres, the deal, you look it over and see how many of these things you have done, BUT you have to add up the money amount along the way, then post the amount that you are as the title of the bulletin such as "$15" or "I'm worth "$78" or something like that.
Smoked pot: $10
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before: $20
Went skinny Dipping: $5
Had sex in a pool: $20
Kissed someone of the same sex: $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex: $20
Cheated on your g/f or b/f: $10
Cheated on your g/f or b/f with their relative of close friend: $20
Done oral: $5
Got oral: $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving: $25
Prank called the cops: $5
Stole something: $10
Stole something worth over more than a hundred: $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older: $20
Has sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27: $25
Cried yourself to sleep: $5
Cried during sex: $20
Been in love: $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time: $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it: $25
Went streaking: $5
Went streaking in broad daylight: $15
Been arrested: $5
Spent time in jail: $15
Peed in the pool: $0.50
Played spin the bottle: $5
Done something you regret: $20
Had a crush on your bestfriend: $5
Had sex with your best friend: $20
Had a crush on someone at work: $5
Had sex with someone you work with at work: $25
Lied to your mate: $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good: $25
DON'T FORGET TO REPOST WITH YOUR DOLLAR AMOUNT
Thursday, August 31, 2006
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
No tag backs :-)
I had been meaning to steal Jenna's "weird things about me" blog but it looks like I don't have to because she went and tagged me :-) And yes, I am still procrastinating on posting a "real" blog so THHPPPPT! :-P
1. The older I get the more claustrophobic I get but sometimes I still enjoy stuffing myself into small places (behind the couch used to be my favorite) to get away from the world and read a book.
2. I have broken my foot walking....twice...not the same foot mind you, but the same bone in both feet. It's like a party trick I pull out right before I'm gonna move. If your on crutches they don't expect you to work as hard and you can get more sympathy help :-)
3. I freak out when I lay on my back for fear that I am going to stop breathing.
4. I am afraid of ending up alone, but I really hate being in groups of people most of the time :-)
5. I missed the question on my first driving permit test that says what should you do when you know you are going to hit someone or something....my answer was "protect your face with your hands and prepare for impact"....but I still passed :-) (be afraid...be very afraid!)
6. I have burnt water before. Ok the water technically wasn't burnt but the pan was and all the water was black....yeah I'm a fabulous cook :-)
Ok...since I don't get any comments anymore I will tag people by how they come up in my stats viewer...I could guess who these people are but I'll wait until I see if they post this on their blog :-)
a.Domain Name surewest.net ? (Network)
IP Address 65.78.136.# (SureWest Broadband)
ISP SureWest Broadband
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : California
City : Sacramento
b.Domain Name (Unknown)
IP Address 198.240.130.# (Credit Suisse Group / CANA)
ISP Credit Suisse Group / CANA
Location Continent : Europe
Country : Switzerland (Facts)
State/Region : Zurich
City : Zrich
c.Domain Name Level3.net ? (Network)
IP Address 4.246.105.# (Level 3 Communications)
ISP Level 3 Communications
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : California
City : San Jose
d.Domain Name comcast.net ? (Network)
IP Address 68.81.195.# (Comcast Cable)
ISP Comcast Cable
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : Pennsylvania
City : Philadelphia
e.Domain Name (Unknown)
IP Address 209.142.12.# (InReach Internet)
ISP InReach Internet
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : California
City : Stockton
f.Domain Name comcast.net ? (Network)
IP Address 67.181.122.# (Comcast Cable)
ISP Comcast Cable
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : California
City : Stockton
g. Domain Name comcast.net ? (Network)
IP Address 67.181.104.# (Comcast Cable)
ISP Comcast Cable
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : California
City : Stockton
1. The older I get the more claustrophobic I get but sometimes I still enjoy stuffing myself into small places (behind the couch used to be my favorite) to get away from the world and read a book.
2. I have broken my foot walking....twice...not the same foot mind you, but the same bone in both feet. It's like a party trick I pull out right before I'm gonna move. If your on crutches they don't expect you to work as hard and you can get more sympathy help :-)
3. I freak out when I lay on my back for fear that I am going to stop breathing.
4. I am afraid of ending up alone, but I really hate being in groups of people most of the time :-)
5. I missed the question on my first driving permit test that says what should you do when you know you are going to hit someone or something....my answer was "protect your face with your hands and prepare for impact"....but I still passed :-) (be afraid...be very afraid!)
6. I have burnt water before. Ok the water technically wasn't burnt but the pan was and all the water was black....yeah I'm a fabulous cook :-)
Ok...since I don't get any comments anymore I will tag people by how they come up in my stats viewer...I could guess who these people are but I'll wait until I see if they post this on their blog :-)
a.Domain Name surewest.net ? (Network)
IP Address 65.78.136.# (SureWest Broadband)
ISP SureWest Broadband
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : California
City : Sacramento
b.Domain Name (Unknown)
IP Address 198.240.130.# (Credit Suisse Group / CANA)
ISP Credit Suisse Group / CANA
Location Continent : Europe
Country : Switzerland (Facts)
State/Region : Zurich
City : Zrich
c.Domain Name Level3.net ? (Network)
IP Address 4.246.105.# (Level 3 Communications)
ISP Level 3 Communications
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : California
City : San Jose
d.Domain Name comcast.net ? (Network)
IP Address 68.81.195.# (Comcast Cable)
ISP Comcast Cable
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : Pennsylvania
City : Philadelphia
e.Domain Name (Unknown)
IP Address 209.142.12.# (InReach Internet)
ISP InReach Internet
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : California
City : Stockton
f.Domain Name comcast.net ? (Network)
IP Address 67.181.122.# (Comcast Cable)
ISP Comcast Cable
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : California
City : Stockton
g. Domain Name comcast.net ? (Network)
IP Address 67.181.104.# (Comcast Cable)
ISP Comcast Cable
Location Continent : North America
Country : United States (Facts)
State : California
City : Stockton
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Well, DUH!
| You Are Most Like Charlotte! |
 You are the ultimate romantic idealist You've been hurt before, but that hasn't caused you to give up on love. If anything, your resolve to fall in love is stronger than ever. And it's this feminine optimism that men find most appealing about you. Romantic prediction: That guy you are seeing (or crushing on)? Could be very serious - if you play your cards right! |
Now that's what I call safe sex!
If this doesn't send the message nothing will! I wonder if this dress comes in plus size ;-)
Who are you trying to convince...me or you?
Ignorance and arrogance piss me off. Needless to say, I'm irritated....In the spirit of all the "me" work that I have been doing I am thinking about the good things going on in my life (they are plentiful!) and taking deep breaths. Below is the mantra I keep repeating to myself (thanks Bobi & Christie)...I think it is beginning to work. I'll let keep you updated
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As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
~anonymous~
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More to come soon, I promise. I'll let you know about my recent "vacation", my first day of school (I am going to have a degree!! AHHH), and anything else I can "dig" up
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
~anonymous~
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More to come soon, I promise. I'll let you know about my recent "vacation", my first day of school (I am going to have a degree!! AHHH), and anything else I can "dig" up
Sunday, August 20, 2006
Boys Are Dumb.....You Know Who You Are
From:
Suddenly Single

Does she want to date you?
By Alan Goldsher
Guys can be kinda dumb.
I’m not talking kinda dumb in a low-IQ kind of way—remember Ken “Mr. Jeopardy” Jennings? Last time we checked, he was a guy—and clearly not unintelligent. But in terms of figuring out how to comprehend a woman’s feelings about us when we’re trying to make the leap from “friends” to “friends who kiss,” forget about it. This is especially true for guys who’ve been burned in the past (and who hasn’t been?) who are wary about rejection. Maybe we’re not totally illiterate, but we often have a difficult time reading signals. So here, a few signs she’s interested—consider them your green light to get closer.
The “let’s laugh” signal
Distinctly not-dumb guy David Wygant, author of Always Talk To Strangers, is an excellent signal-reader. “If she makes you feel like a stand-up comedian, even though you’re not that funny, she wants to take it to the next level,” says Wygant. Similarly, Rosemarie of White Plains, New York, shares, “If I’m interested in a guy, I kind of tease him—I try to get a funny, bantering chat going. It shows that I’m interested in playing a bit of a cat-and-mouse game, you know? I’ll say something like, ‘I think you’re just making that up,’ or ‘Honestly now, has that line worked?’ but I say it with a big smile and eye contact so he knows I’m just joking.”
The tell-tale time sign
If you are friends with a woman and sometimes wonder if there might be more there, take heed of when she wants to hang out with you. If she wants to meet you for a quick workday lunch, chances are she doesn’t fancy you in the way you might hope. But if she asks you to meet her for a drink in the evening or to see a movie with her on a Saturday at 8 P.M., she may be casting you in more of a boyfriend role. Says Shelly of San Diego: “I work with a lot of guys and admit to getting crushes on coworkers from time to time. I’ll chat them up about new movies I want to see, and if one I’m interested in asks me out, I do what I can to make it at night on a weekend. That makes it so easy to grab a drink or food afterward and get to know each other on a more personal level.”
The body language clues
OK, so the odds of a woman reaching out to hold your hand while you’re flirting with her are slim to none. So how does she use her body to show you she’s interested? Jess from New York believes a woman’s gestures will send you the message. “Her body language will give her away—if a woman leans in toward a guy while he’s talking, mimics his body language, and maybe sneaks in a subtle touch here or there, these are pretty good signs that she’s into him. Obviously, he should get her phone number and actually call.”
And how does a guy know if a woman isn’t interested? “If she is looking around the room while he’s talking to her and crossing her arms across her chest,” says Jess, “she’s probably not that interested. Also, if she tells the guy that he would be perfect for her sister or she suddenly brings up the fact that she’s been talking to her ex-boyfriend, there’s probably not a spark there.” The guy should just move on to a woman who is worth his time or possibly take the uninterested woman up on her sister offer.
The look of “I like you”
A guy should also know what kind of eye contact is waving him in. Direct eye contact that lasts more than a couple of seconds is a sign of interest, say the experts. And if a woman looks from your eyes to your mouth, well, things are in very, very good shape. “I don’t know if it’s conscious or not, but when I like a guy, I find my gaze wanders from his eyes to his mouth,” says Moira of St. Louis. “It’s definitely a seduction move; it lets him know that I’m thinking about what it would be like to kiss him.” Gentleman, if you’re getting that signal, this is another time you want to go ahead and get that phone number.
Taking the next step
Once we men realize she “likes us, likes us,” our minds are oftentimes so blown that we have no idea how to proceed. Fortunately, Wygant does: “Once she gives you the hints, you need to close the deal. Ask her to talk to you away from her friends or call her up on the phone and say, ‘You know what? I want to take you out for a nice dinner—just the two of us.’”
What if the object of your affection is a woman you’ve known as a pal for a while? Over dinner, you have the talk, advises Wygant. “You say, ‘I’d really like to become more than friends. I’d like to start dating you. What do you think of that?’ At this point, she’s given you every single sign that this is the conversation she’s been dreaming about, and of course the answer is going to be yes.”
So it all really boils down to a two-pronged plan: Pay attention and take a chance. If you focus your energy on the woman in question rather than on yourself or your surroundings (which is what you should be doing anyway), you’ll pick up more than you ever thought you could have. And if you disregard the very obvious signs — the laughing, the touching, the eye contact — and you don’t go for it, well then, then you are kinda dumb.
Alan Goldsher’s book, Modest Mouse: A Pretty Good Read, will be published by Thomas Dunne Books in August 2006. Visit his website at http://www.AlanGoldsher.com, or write him at askalan@cs.com.
Suddenly Single

Does she want to date you?
By Alan Goldsher
Guys can be kinda dumb.
I’m not talking kinda dumb in a low-IQ kind of way—remember Ken “Mr. Jeopardy” Jennings? Last time we checked, he was a guy—and clearly not unintelligent. But in terms of figuring out how to comprehend a woman’s feelings about us when we’re trying to make the leap from “friends” to “friends who kiss,” forget about it. This is especially true for guys who’ve been burned in the past (and who hasn’t been?) who are wary about rejection. Maybe we’re not totally illiterate, but we often have a difficult time reading signals. So here, a few signs she’s interested—consider them your green light to get closer.
The “let’s laugh” signal
Distinctly not-dumb guy David Wygant, author of Always Talk To Strangers, is an excellent signal-reader. “If she makes you feel like a stand-up comedian, even though you’re not that funny, she wants to take it to the next level,” says Wygant. Similarly, Rosemarie of White Plains, New York, shares, “If I’m interested in a guy, I kind of tease him—I try to get a funny, bantering chat going. It shows that I’m interested in playing a bit of a cat-and-mouse game, you know? I’ll say something like, ‘I think you’re just making that up,’ or ‘Honestly now, has that line worked?’ but I say it with a big smile and eye contact so he knows I’m just joking.”
The tell-tale time sign
If you are friends with a woman and sometimes wonder if there might be more there, take heed of when she wants to hang out with you. If she wants to meet you for a quick workday lunch, chances are she doesn’t fancy you in the way you might hope. But if she asks you to meet her for a drink in the evening or to see a movie with her on a Saturday at 8 P.M., she may be casting you in more of a boyfriend role. Says Shelly of San Diego: “I work with a lot of guys and admit to getting crushes on coworkers from time to time. I’ll chat them up about new movies I want to see, and if one I’m interested in asks me out, I do what I can to make it at night on a weekend. That makes it so easy to grab a drink or food afterward and get to know each other on a more personal level.”
The body language clues
OK, so the odds of a woman reaching out to hold your hand while you’re flirting with her are slim to none. So how does she use her body to show you she’s interested? Jess from New York believes a woman’s gestures will send you the message. “Her body language will give her away—if a woman leans in toward a guy while he’s talking, mimics his body language, and maybe sneaks in a subtle touch here or there, these are pretty good signs that she’s into him. Obviously, he should get her phone number and actually call.”
And how does a guy know if a woman isn’t interested? “If she is looking around the room while he’s talking to her and crossing her arms across her chest,” says Jess, “she’s probably not that interested. Also, if she tells the guy that he would be perfect for her sister or she suddenly brings up the fact that she’s been talking to her ex-boyfriend, there’s probably not a spark there.” The guy should just move on to a woman who is worth his time or possibly take the uninterested woman up on her sister offer.
The look of “I like you”
A guy should also know what kind of eye contact is waving him in. Direct eye contact that lasts more than a couple of seconds is a sign of interest, say the experts. And if a woman looks from your eyes to your mouth, well, things are in very, very good shape. “I don’t know if it’s conscious or not, but when I like a guy, I find my gaze wanders from his eyes to his mouth,” says Moira of St. Louis. “It’s definitely a seduction move; it lets him know that I’m thinking about what it would be like to kiss him.” Gentleman, if you’re getting that signal, this is another time you want to go ahead and get that phone number.
Taking the next step
Once we men realize she “likes us, likes us,” our minds are oftentimes so blown that we have no idea how to proceed. Fortunately, Wygant does: “Once she gives you the hints, you need to close the deal. Ask her to talk to you away from her friends or call her up on the phone and say, ‘You know what? I want to take you out for a nice dinner—just the two of us.’”
What if the object of your affection is a woman you’ve known as a pal for a while? Over dinner, you have the talk, advises Wygant. “You say, ‘I’d really like to become more than friends. I’d like to start dating you. What do you think of that?’ At this point, she’s given you every single sign that this is the conversation she’s been dreaming about, and of course the answer is going to be yes.”
So it all really boils down to a two-pronged plan: Pay attention and take a chance. If you focus your energy on the woman in question rather than on yourself or your surroundings (which is what you should be doing anyway), you’ll pick up more than you ever thought you could have. And if you disregard the very obvious signs — the laughing, the touching, the eye contact — and you don’t go for it, well then, then you are kinda dumb.
Alan Goldsher’s book, Modest Mouse: A Pretty Good Read, will be published by Thomas Dunne Books in August 2006. Visit his website at http://www.AlanGoldsher.com, or write him at askalan@cs.com.
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